Strange SMSes

For the past weeks, I had been receiving strange smses, about twice a week, from the same hp no. The timings of the smses were really weird. They were received around 6.30+ in the mornings. For goodness sake! I'm still Zzzz-ing in my room. I normally don't wake up till around 11am after I have left my previous job. The messages is always the same and it goes something like this "Are you coming back to school?" Made me very puzzled when I read them. Which school is that person referring to? YPS? SIM? The best part was that the sender's hp no. looks suspiciously like the hp no of that guy who took over my class. Gave me a fright for a while. Wondered what he was up to. Did he send the messages by mistake? Or was it a boliao joke sent by that BMW. But on 2nd thought both of them were eliminated from my suspect list lor. 1stly, that guy who took over my class if can't be making that mistake lor. Reason 1, my hair is short. Reason 2, my surname not see. Reason 3, I don't speak A1 chinese. Based on these reasons, he can't possibly sms wrongly wan lor. As for that boliao BMW, I remembered he should be busy "sakah-ing" a certain important person at that time lor. So he where got time to sms me.

Thus I was quite puzzled lor. Then today finally that sender sms me again (in the afternoon). So I took the opportunity to sms that person to identify himself or herself lor. The sender turned out to be my ex-student (3C 2007), Sabrina. She wants to know when I'm coming back to school lor. She sms she had been thinking of me since I left lor. She sms she missed me lor. She sms everyday she can't sleep cuz she missed me very much. Damn touching sia! Eyes wet wet when I read the messages. See I very good teacher leh! After leaving I still got pupils missing me. Lousy teacher no pupils will even miss wan lor. Remembered for their lousiness, yes, but definitely not being missed by pupils wan lor. So I took it as a sign that I good lah. Wau lau! By now at least give a bit of applause lah! Don't just sit there?!! So those "pariyah" sluts who said I wasn't performing at all last year, please kindly go to the zoo and feed yourselves to the tigers and may your spirit get BBQ eternally in the abyss. Sorry digressed a bit. Anyway, this is not the first time I heard I'm missed lor. I'm tutoring 2 of my ex-pupils and they had been "faithfully" reporting to me the happenings that occur in school. And a lot of times "who and who misses u" were reported to me lor. Wah! Felt like I have a fan club formed in YPS. Hahaha 8D Looks like my lollipop rewards works!!

Anyway given that I'm "so missed" I decided to visit them on children day's eve lor. Sms that Sabrina liao. I know she will help spread the "good news". Thought of returning on Tr day's eve too but was a bit afraid my "fans" will give me more gifts than their present FT. Then like that he very pai sei wan lor. (secretly of cuz will hope is this way lah. hahaha!) Also another reason was I heard from my "spys" that the whole class hate their current FT lor. I'm a bit afraid a relapse of last year Tr day disaster will occur again lor. Since I'm no longer in the service, I shall now say out loud what happened last year. Every year on the Tr Day's eve, the FT will be announced ,class by class, to go on stage to receive a school prepared token of appreciation from the their form class monitors. What happened last year was that 4C had a change in FTs in June as their previous FT, Sewage Water Pipe, had to go for a 6 month course. And for some "god knows why" reasons, 4C didn't like that new FT. So that day when their new FT's name was called, the whole class boo-ed her. The new FT was so dramatised that she rushed to the toilet and broke down in there. Poor thing! And the punishment for that class was the whole class was suspended from lessons for close to a month. i.e. they still come to school but they can't go up for lesson. Stupid punishment, I say! Expel the "fire-starters" and suspend the rest from school for a week enough liao. Suspend lesson for a month damn Der lor. SA coming, 1 month no lesson too extreme liao. Only a certain "duck-sound vehicle" will give out such absurd punishment. And on a side note, it was noted that SWP always have the ability to generate very problematic classes wan lor. Her class always transform from a guai-guai class into a "no other teacher except SWP can handle" class lor. And this occur yearly. There must be something no right somewhere. In 4C last year, were 6 of my guai-guai kids from my P3D class of previous year. (1 was even my monitress) Imagine my shock cum horror to know that they were the boo-ers and had to be suspended. What have SWP done to my kids man!

So given this past experience, I was kind of afraid that history will repeat itself lor and I returned to see the whole class been punished like last year 4C. So I had asked HKK to discretely monitored the class lor. Quite scared lor. Not sure if the new guy will plead with the management for leniency or not if history really repeats itself. I know I will lor if I'm still in the school. Reason 1, they are just kids lar. There's no need to be too harsh with them. Counsel them can liao. Reason 2, if they boo-ed me, I will be disappointed lah but then I won't take it to heart wan lor. I can use this opportunity to show them that despite they not liking me, I'll still stand up for them wan lor. So I'll plead for them lor, maybe even in front of them (good chance to wayang and win back their trust) or the whole school if need be. I'm not a sage but I feel that this is what a good teacher should be doing lor, fight for the benefits of your form class.

Ok, Cheng Yi and Audrey, how? Can? Interesting enough?