Finally! My Last Paper is Over!

Finally! After "mugging" for 2 months, my last RMIT-SIM paper is finally over. It's my accounting ethics module. I've tried my best liao. Hopefully, can heng heng pass. Quite pathetic lor today! I looked at the questions, all look damn familiar. I remember I memorised their answers already but I just can't access them in my "hard disk". Sigh! Die sia! "Hard disk hang" so just bull-shit here, bullshit there. Hopefully, the marker like the smell of my "shit" and pass me lor. I just need 35 more marks, I'll pass liao. Can lah marker, just give lah.......You pass me, I treat you to pub for 1 week when you come Singapore lor. What do you mean not ethical? This in Singapore local context is called gift, ok. Cultural relativism, Singapore's host country, you should follow our culture and accept my gift to you. It's very rude in Singapore not to accept the gift people give you wan, ok. Must accept. Furthermore, if you go by interest-based analysis, I got direct interest in the passing leh, should pass me. Rights-based analysis, my rights to pass supersede everything lor. Duty-based analysis, it's the right thing for you to pass me. Virtue-based analysis, erm.......let's leave that aside for a while, anyway you let me score 35 marks, I'll legally pass liao thus satisfying the analysis. No need to think too much wan lor. You see ah, using the Tucker's 5 questions approach, "Is it profitable?" - Of course it is profitable. By passing me you can free drinks for 1 week thus increasing your net weekly income. "Is it legal?" - Of course it is legal. Who dare say it's illegal, I visit them for you. "Is it fair?" - Of course it is fair. You give me 35 marks, very fair to me liao. "Is it right?" - Of course it's right. It's the right thing to pass me mah. "Is it going for further sustainable development?" - Of course it is going for further sustainable development. Imagine after 1 week of free drinks, your abs will have further developed by a sustainable volume. See, it's completely ethical! I no bluff you! So pass me, can?