I'm Not Away Yet!!!

Wah lau!!! Must mention again! I'm leaving this coming thursday (27/10) lah! Not yesterday (24/10)! So you people can don't look so surprised and ask me how come I still in school? Some people even said I bluff them. When did I bluff you?? I told you people that I will be flying off on the (27/10) what!!! You think i want to come back to school meh?? I very sian wan you know.

And for goodness sake! I'm going to Australia for reservist training, it's not a holiday leh. Can you people stop saying I'll be enjoying in Australia? I bit p.o. with these remarks liao. Let be state the facts for you people. Australia is now having its summer season. The part of Australia that we are training in is somewhere smack between Cairns and Bisbane. Cool! you say can go Gold Coast. I wish so too. but if you check your atlas or your geography textbook, the place that I am going to is a super (x100) uloo desert leh. Yes that are some forestation (i.e.trees & bushes) in the training area but the weather there is so very dry and hot that a small nudge may send the whole "stupid" tree tumbling over me. Cuz the tree may have died inside the trunk due to the heat. (something to do with the dying of its water carrying tubes). Plus due to its extreme hot temperature now, water is an issue. Australia desert do not have water coolers to refill my water bottles wan leh. Of cuz some of you may say can go back to the camp and refill wat!!! Oh did I mentioned to you that once I reached Australia, the 2nd day I will be going out to the field and I won't come back to the camp till 10/11. And when we go out to the field, we will be going about 100 km away from the camp. (About the distance from Changi to Jurong) So how in the world, will I be able to come to camp to refill my bottles. And since i came to the issue of water, do you know we most probably won't be bathing when we are out field (no water to bath mah!! Water for drinking wan you know). And we will be like out field for slightly more than 2 weeks. Do you know how much dirt i will be "growing" on my body everyday?? I don't even want to think about it.

Oh yeah. Lately I've been asked by a lot of "concerned parties" (i.e. busybodies) about which class i'll be taking next year. Ok, I've finally got a hint from our principal. The class that I'm taking next year will be a tail-end of the tail-end class (i.e. a class that is even worst than 4H 2006.) Sorry cannot tell you people which class I taking yet. Mrs Tan's secret, can't tell yet until the last week of school. But you people will definitely won't go to that class wan lor even if you fail all your subjects. Trust me. But I'm praying very hard that Mrs Tan will change her mind (God give me a miracle!!!) lor. Cuz i really (x100) want to take 4D in 2006 lor.

Santa's Giblishing Again

A bit sian today lor. Cuz from today onwards, 3D shall no longer be under me. My elfings are now all under Mrs Nizam. Wonder what will happen to them lor. I heard a lot of them miss me lor!!!! But too bad lor, Mrs Tan orders. Can't reject leh. Mrs Tan die die also want me to pass my elves to Mrs Nizam, so no choice lor. Hope my elves can perfrom better under Mrs Nizam.

Having said all these, I need to remind my elves that the target I set for you people still stand lor. i.e. you people better study very (x10) hard, cuz I dun want to see any of you in any classes below 4C in 2006 lor. That's right, no one is allowed to remain even in 4D next year. All must force your way through to either 4A or 4B or 4C. Actually it is not really that difficult wan lah, you just need to study about 10x harder then how you are study right now lor. I have done it before mah. Those people who know my background know that I am a graduate from that famous "thinking hands" school lor. So if I eventually become a teacher, you can just imagine the amount of "studying hard" I have done.

People that went into my blog last week will have notice that I have added music to my blog lor. Sorry for taking so long. But I need time to trial and error mah. Asked a certain blueish creature to teach me lah, but the creature don wan lor. So i must 'tikam tikam' lor. Took me awhile to study the blue creature's blog codes but I finally found the required codes lor. And 2 days after I added music, my "wonderful" Jolene said that my song is a very old song. Wah! My song isn't old, ok? I actually thought it was quite nice lor. I quite like this song. It's the song of a PS2 game, "Final Fatasy X". Love the graphics in the game, also love the song too. The song name is "Eyes on me" by Faye Wong. I didn't put any recent pop song cuz the pop songs are easily available from the radio lor. Still searching for the code for the song "Remember me this way" , may replace the present music with the new code when I find it.

Lastly to my elves, enjoy your 4 days away from school. Play all you want but remember to complete your E.M.S. homework given by Mrs Nizam lor. She not as kind-hearted as me want lor.

My Bike Was Stolen!!!

Super bad mood last night! Some people stole my bike last evening, I suspect that rascal(s) pick my lock cuz he/she also took my lock with the bike too. I****! Don't let me catch that person or i'll kerbab that person with my umbrella! Still can't understand why any one will want to steal my bike. Firstly, the bike seat is so very torn that I had to use scotch tape to tape them together. Secondly, the basket in front have a hole, big enough for a ice mountain bottle to pass through. Thirdly, the handle bar is not aligh with the front wheel, i.e. you need to make a very big turn when you want to trun right as the handle is slightly tilted to the left. Fourthly, the bike got no suspension so any bumpy trip is really bumpy wan lor. Given all this weaknesses, why in the world did that rascal steal my bike. It will cost a lot to repair it you know, the money spent repairing can let you buy another bike without all those weaknesses I mentioned. Still hunting for that rascal!!! Have sharpen all my umbrellas and practicing my kerbabing skill.

Children Day Photo

Here it is elflings, here is the photo we took yesterday during our Children Day's party in class. Hope you like it.
Erm??!!! I still can't see some of you leh??!! Is that you hafiz, behind aaron?? Shy ah??!!! And there is also 2 people standing behind vanessa and erwin. Wonder who are they???

Happy Children Day!!!!

Happy Children Day Elflings!!! Hope you enjoy yourselves yesterday. And to Kally, sad that you have miss all the fun. But don't worry Santa has help you to finish your share of the food. Hahaha Just joking!!! Will give you your share of the present when you return to school. Take care Kally!

The Chicken Strikes Again!

Bad news! Kally, the last person standing in her Ng family's fight against chicken pox has just being whacked by the stupid chicken pox virus. This means she can't come to school for quite some time. Felt kind of worry and sorry for her lor.